Love at first bite

Now Moe's been married to Mrs Bull for many happy years now. I forget how many exactly but many.. many many. The important thing, as Moe has to keep reminding his beloved, is that I remember how we met. That fateful night, the stars, the moon, the many many ice cold brews. Next thing Moe knows he has a wedding ring and a hangover the size of Brooklyn! Ah, Cupid's sweet bow. Maybe it would of all been easier with this new thing - Bluetooth datin'. As if the kids today need any more excuses to hook up. Frisky little rascals. Of course them kids who know how to use Bluetooth need all the help they can get in Moe's opinion. Maybe they'll breed a whole new generation of Bluetooth enabled super-geeks who'll be our overlords through their advanced communications... Nah. [via engadget via textually via Mrs Frinkstein down the street who overheard it from her neighbours through the walls she says are so thin you can hear every frikkin' word]